What would you rather do early on in a relationship?

I'd have to say toot also. Just about every guy I've dated has farted in front of me before week 2. And I haven't really minded. But every time they've said the first "I love you", that's made me seriously evaluate whether or not I love them back or even could love them back. So then if I do or think I could, we move forward, and if I can't, which is most of the time, then I feel obligated to end it there. I suppose if the "I love you" was said accidentally, that could be explained away. But I still say toot, because it's funny.

Does the toot have to be an accident? Sometimes it's just too much pressure, lol

Never say
I love you
Until you mean it
With all your heart and soul

Toot (loudly)

I think I would like to fart as I did the I love you will you marry me during sex ,,

Accidentally fart for sure...farting in front of your significant other is a good way to tell whether she is the right one for you or not.

If she sticks around after the fact, then she is good for you, but if not, then it probably wasn't meant to be, LOL :P

I'd like her to toot while we are being intimate to let me know that I have her completely relaxed while naked next to me..
I Love You depends on how the rest of it works out..

Also on the toot train here. It happens from time to time and she might be okay with it or just laugh it off anyways. Saying "I love you" is much more serious, and I'd never want to say it unless I truly meant it.

I'd give a "toot" while getting naked with them, to see their reaction.. Are they comfortable nude with me?

Accidental anal??? I think so!!

toot. i do anyway.

i like you only

A woman who will do both would be amazing. :)

"I love you" when you're not sure you mean it yet is a little more difficult to come back from.