Anyone else NOT living life like Hollywood portrays it?

you mean talk with many Friends and eat chinese take out and never need to go to the washroom and have a Sexy neighbor named Penny that works at a Cheese Cake Place nah i'm not living that life either

Whatever do you mean?! *has sex with the blankets pulled up to my neck*

You mean I don't have to constantly type on the keyboard to open a file or access something on my computer?

Hmmm. I never had that expectation well, not since I was about.....8.

Probably for the best, as Hollywood is full of degeneracy.

Depends upon the script