If you wanna date me all you gotta do is ask and I'll say sorry relationships scare me

Why are women so scared of relationships these days? I thought that was a stereotypical male thing. Are men sucking so much now that they're grasping at a woman to keep them afloat or something? I don't get it.

but if you make me your betch I'll cook you dinner....

If you wanna chill, all you gotta do is ask me and i'll say sorry mexicans scare me

omfg did you see my tattoo?

marry me