Should t-shirt cannons be banned at baseball games

because one dummy got a black eye?

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Shayla · F

🤨 How many people have been hit by bats breaking and hitting fans? Maybe we should make them play with the Nerf versions so no one gets hurt anymore.

@Shayla we'll probably find out there are cancer risks from nerf!

And padded stairs, so the clumsy don’t slip and get injured. @Shayla

Shayla · F

@approachingmyexpirationdate Well, the players will just have to use gloves to protect themselves, and goggles, and padding, and...

@Shayla a full haz mat suit :)

Shayla · F

@SeriouslyFlippant Padded escalators. Stairs are prejudice against extremely obese out of shape people.

@Shayla And they’re ableist!