Why do I listen to a phone-in on the England game?

Some bloke saying England have better players than Spain, that there is a referee conspiracy against England and that he could score 18 goals for Manchester City because he (the middle-aged caller) is a better player than Raheem Sterling. He made all of his points with a pious and self-righteous seriousness.

😂

I swear that the people who call these phone-ins do so because their opinions on football are so inane that nobody else will listen to them. So the whole country has to. I'm turning it off.