The worst sport ever is throwing a hand-sized round thing as far as you can. Discus.
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Roflcash4 · 26-30, M
I always thought that discus was track for fat kids since all the O-lineman in football did shot put and discus
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi Roflcash4
Discuss.
Best wishes
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Discuss.
Best wishes
:)
SquirrelGirl · F
i love this.. totally gonna steal it
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi SquirrelGirl
haha I stole it myself!
Here:
'So the universe implodes – no matter': comedians share their best one-liners
In Steve Best’s new book Joker Face, standups pick some of the funniest gags they’ve told. Here are 10 of our favourites
Jenny Collier: The worst sport ever is throwing a hand-sized round thing as far as you can. Discus.
Candy Gigi: Who’s a northerner’s favourite R&B star? Our Kelly.
Luke Graves: I’ve just been on Trip Advisor. Nothing about how to deal with a cut knee.
Alexei Sayle: My girlfriend’s a model; she’s an Airfix kit of a Stuka dive-bomber.
Jayde Adams: They say you are what you eat but I do not remember eating a goddess.
Angela Barnes: I grew up in Maidstone. It’s no coincidence that an anagram of Maidstone is “I am stoned”. There’s nothing else to do. Just anagrams.
Phil Wang: My girlfriend and I broke up due to creative differences. I thought I was creative and she thought different.
Sara Pascoe: I got glasses for my birthday, so my observational comedy has really improved.
Shazia Mirza: I went to have Botox the other day. £650! I couldn’t even look shocked.
Liam Williams: So the universe implodes – no matter.
haha I stole it myself!
Here:
'So the universe implodes – no matter': comedians share their best one-liners
In Steve Best’s new book Joker Face, standups pick some of the funniest gags they’ve told. Here are 10 of our favourites
Jenny Collier: The worst sport ever is throwing a hand-sized round thing as far as you can. Discus.
Candy Gigi: Who’s a northerner’s favourite R&B star? Our Kelly.
Luke Graves: I’ve just been on Trip Advisor. Nothing about how to deal with a cut knee.
Alexei Sayle: My girlfriend’s a model; she’s an Airfix kit of a Stuka dive-bomber.
Jayde Adams: They say you are what you eat but I do not remember eating a goddess.
Angela Barnes: I grew up in Maidstone. It’s no coincidence that an anagram of Maidstone is “I am stoned”. There’s nothing else to do. Just anagrams.
Phil Wang: My girlfriend and I broke up due to creative differences. I thought I was creative and she thought different.
Sara Pascoe: I got glasses for my birthday, so my observational comedy has really improved.
Shazia Mirza: I went to have Botox the other day. £650! I couldn’t even look shocked.
Liam Williams: So the universe implodes – no matter.
SW-User
@sogdianrock Hahaha the botax joke! And the rest very funny!
sogdianrock · 61-69, M
hi Literaturegirl
haha - all my own steal.
best wishes
:)
haha - all my own steal.
best wishes
:)
bijouxbroussard · F