My gift, from my girlfriend, who is now my x-girlfriend, was a Kelly Green fleece jacket (think St. Patrick's Day Green). I wore it once. Don't know where it is today. Seemed very odd that I had to pick up my own Christmas gift just two weeks before Christmas. It was her way of saying "This will get rid of him".

I changed my name name from Blondie to blonde I screwed up my pass word.
Anyway your story is cool. I hope your new girlfriend gets you better gifts.

Be glad she's the EX. Imagine a lifetime of bad gifts.

Wow, just wow!!

What was your gift? Lol.