I believe in Jesus

I just come back from Shoppers Drugmart; while I was there, there was this beautiful woman who was there who was dragging my name through the mud, to the pharmacists! I just ignored it and I heard one of the pharmacist say not to believe her because she hears voices too! Then this woman came in and she told me that she had the worst headache of her life! I said God Bless you and she went into the consultation room with the pharmacist and I heard her say that she was miraculously healed when I said God bless you and that she had this headache for three days and that it was miraculously healed! She said that she's heard around town that there was a saint; she asked the pharmacist if I was that saint and she said yes! Then the pharmacist went to the head pharmacist and told her everything! I was sitting in my chair quietly praising Jesus! Then the psychic came back and said that Jesus healed that woman and that it had nothing to do with me! Which is fine Jesus did heal her for greater is He who lives in me than he who lives in the world. I just love how Jesus always heals the people around me!

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Diotrephes · 70-79, M

That's a good joke. Thanks for sharing.

Montanaman · M

@Diotrephes She's not joking. Believe it, or not.🤔🤗😇🙏

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@Montanaman Everyone knows that the OPs account violates the biblical protocols.

In Mark 16:18 it plainly says that the sick person must be physically touched by the healer's hands.

And in James 5:13 it says that the sick person must call the church elders to pray over him and to anoint him with magical oil (maybe olive oil) in the name of the Lord in order to get healed.

The OP doesn't mention doing any of those actions.

Montanaman · M

@Diotrephes Im just saying, this is her story. She's not joking or posting to be made fun of.

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@Montanaman It's a story that goes against the biblical fairy tale and it needs to be brought to light. If what the OP says is true then she should be able to command a tree to uproot itself and have it jump into the nearest body of water without any outside help. If she is able to do that then I will apologize for she will be the only person in history who has ever had the necessary faith in Jesus to do what he said a person of faith can do.

Montanaman · M

@Diotrephes ugh! "Thump! Thump!🙄🙄

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@Montanaman
Everyone has a different way of looking at a situation. I discount the fairy tale but people's stories need to mirror it if they want to be considered credible.