The Book of Loans, Chapter 2, Verse 0134
And lo, my cousin did approach me for gas money, speaking sweetly of “change for 2000 dinars,” yet his hands were swift and his return was… nonexistent.
He withheld the paper bill and placed his faith in my forgetfulness.
But behold!!!! I am not a fool. I inscribed it in the sacred ledger, The Book of Loans, where no debt escapes judgment.
✋ And it is written:
Arsalan hath taken 2000 dinars from me.
And the ink shall not fade, nor shall the debt be forgiven, until repayment descendeth upon me like rain upon dry land.
I have spoken.
He withheld the paper bill and placed his faith in my forgetfulness.
But behold!!!! I am not a fool. I inscribed it in the sacred ledger, The Book of Loans, where no debt escapes judgment.
✋ And it is written:
Arsalan hath taken 2000 dinars from me.
And the ink shall not fade, nor shall the debt be forgiven, until repayment descendeth upon me like rain upon dry land.
I have spoken.





