How do I apologize to god for losing my card [Spirituality & Religion]

Send him a gmail.

You don't. You realise that your body is yours and yours alone. So the only person that needs to be good with it is you.

Just tell him to go to hell.

No God, no masters. You have nothing to apologize for.

He heard you when you were screaming 'oh god! oh god!'...

If God is infinite in his forgiveness then when the time comes he'll forgive you for all your transgressions as long as you find it within you to forgive yourself and be truly sorry...

As such I'm going to head on out, rape a couple of farm animals, murder a busload of Nuns, and covet a few things belonging to other people 😏

You say "God, I'm sorry."

You had a card?!

You laugh at him and his outmoded ways.

You what’s fucked up... if I was a girl I would have sold it to the highest bidder and then after virginity gave myself away to my husband... but you know I’m pervy

You dont have to say shit.He already knows

offer him blow job ,he will suck it up . 🤣😎

give yourself to him 🙄

Marry the guy.

You just did