share some of your precious blasphemy [Spirituality & Religion]

seeing as he never got the virgin Mary's consent didn't God rape her? sorry but i'd rather not worship a rapist.

A hobo just asked me for money and I said no. They said "god bless you" and I said "god isn't real". Does that count?

Its not precious really. I sell them wholesale to the faithful.

They ask, have you let god into your heart?

I say, more like heartburn. Praise His Noodly Deliciousness🍝