Comment with your sign and I will write you a 100% accurate horoscope [Spirituality & Religion]

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Miklee02 · 51-55, F

Oooo oooo... Libra...

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@Miklee02 This is the right time to get brave at work, because when the economy collapses and we go back to the Bronze Age nobody is going to miss that stapler.

Miklee02 · 51-55, F

@CountScrofula can I have another one 🤓

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@Miklee02 You thought a life of wild adventure, crossing the savanna by foot, and epic cookouts involving great cats awaited you. Turns out the local Applebees was not actually advertising for a "Lion Cook".

Miklee02 · 51-55, F

@CountScrofula 😅💜