Comment with your sign and I will write you a 100% accurate horoscope [Spirituality & Religion]

Accuracy of horoscope not guaranteed.

edit: THESE NOT REAL IF YOU BELIEVE THESE ARE REAL PLEASE GO FOR A HEALTHY WALK

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Fernie · F

😄...taurus

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@Fernie We regret to inform you that your Zodiac sign (TAURUS) is unavailable for this week. In absence of your horoscope, please assume that you will have a torrid love affair or fall out of a blimp or something.

Fernie · F

@CountScrofula I'm not surprised...last night after my crab rangoons..I cracked open a fortune cookie and it said " Bad luck and extreme misfortune will haunt your pathetic soul for all eternity"...I'm sensing a theme