Comment with your sign and I will write you a 100% accurate horoscope [Spirituality & Religion]

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CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

Leo

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic You are destined to acquire a great deal of wealth and a neat stereo from your neighbors. Largely because you'll have broken their windows and clubbed them with a chair leg before taking their stuff.

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@CountScrofula that's what I do every Friday!

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic I AM AFRAID OF MY OWN POWERS 😱

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@CountScrofula haha! Yes! But will you use your powers for good or evil!?

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic Oh. I mean. Evil. Surely.

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@CountScrofula because using them for good wouldn't be as much fun. Obviously!