How would you manage to survive an attack by the martial arts troll? [Spirituality & Religion]

Blocking is an important hand-to-hand combat technique and it just so happens I’m good at it.

throw porn at him then kick him in the nuts if its a woman throw a purse at her then jump kick her in her boobs.

Roll my eyes at them

I'm well versed in the art of nerd-thigh wrestling.

I'd use my thighs to incapacitate the troll.

kill it with fire

Throw cans of Spam at her.