If God were a person what do you think God would say right now? [Spirituality & Religion]

What is wrong with you children? I made you in my image and gave you a book that tells you to love others, yet there is so much hate in this world. Get your act together or I'm coming down there and bringing fire and brimstone with me.

"been away a couple thousand years...anything happen while I was gone?"

You ever read my biography?

You have the wrong person in charge.
I might be projecting a bit lol

He might go crazy cause he would be hearing tons of voices in his head praying

well.. seems i fk'd this one up. well best flood the place n try again. i'll figure this out eventually

"Slayer got it right"

Thou shalt keep thy toenails short!