I wrote a song ..

I got an old lady bra
On ...old lady bra on
An old lady bra on

Wide straps please
If I don't wear it
They will come down to my knees

I got an old lady bra on
An old bra
I got an old lady bra on

Utilitarian...is in
So I got an old lady bra
An old lady bra on


Fin...