I would like to start a new conspiracy theory [I Got Something To Say]

Do you know why you can't believe it's not butter?
Because IT IS BUTTER!!!
They're lying to all of us!

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I also heard that Omega-3 is a mind control drug. The government gets all the Omega-2, and only the Illuminati are allowed Omega-1.

EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M

@CheshireCatalyst Doesn't Omega-1 come from babies and hence why the Illuminati drink the blood of aborted fetuses?

CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

@EuphoricTurtle Well yes of course but I thought everyone already knew that. This is the advanced class.

EuphoricTurtle · 41-45, M