Would you trust me to borrow your car for a few hours?

And other shit was happening too

@WaryWitchWandering That sucks. I just try to ignore the problems in my car until it no longer works. Probably a terrible idea!

@SW-User $600 later

@WaryWitchWandering I'm glad! You understand it's nothing personal

@caPnAhab people are flawed. Even I fuck up my own stuff

@WaryWitchWandering lol, so do I. I think my stuff deteriorates twice as fast as they would with any one else.

@WaryWitchWandering you’re so pretty. kisses. 💋💋

@DarkHeaven You are brave and beautiful

@WaryWitchWandering no you. I’m just me. resident crazy girl. 🖤🤗

@Dino11 it’s not fur cereal

@WaryWitchWandering oh, ok. In that case! Everyone knows a complete stranger online can be fully trusted ☺️🤘

@BarbossasHusband exactly! I’m just the nicest ever. I am amazing

@WaryWitchWandering 🤘😁

@Pfuzylogic nope. Husband won’t teach me. And I’m not allowed to touch his precious subaru

@WaryWitchWandering
He seems to be slightly controlling.

@prrawnvockedmale I see

@SW-User and I’ll treat your car like a real lady… easy smooooooth…. And then I will just fucking pedal to the metal and start drifting

@WaryWitchWandering If you can get back in one piece, consider yourself hired as my personal driver.

@SW-User I’ll get us there

@SW-User I’m a drop top and bottom

@Justafantasy the Ferrari

@WaryWitchWandering hell no. Unless you mean the one with the engine out, 3 flat tires and hasn't been fixed since it's last track day where it met the barrier