Mark Twain

There's one way to find out if a man is honest ,
Ask him
If he says yes
You know he's crooked

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PoeticPlay · 51-55, M

I once met a crooked old man
Who had a crooked little dick
He went to the see the doctor
To get his dick fixed
When his dick was nice straight
That dirty ol man could masturbate