This was hillarious.

The funny part to me is like Oh you wish such a fate on me because you think if the tables were turned I'd hate it? I'd just feel blessed and lucky. Thanks for the Well wishes, Asshole. I know you didn't intend them that way so Goodbye and good riddancce.

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I wouldn't be jealous, my love is neither Possessive nor jealous.
So I'd just feel lucky in love.

https://similarworlds.com/society/need-rant/5391022-Women-get-all-possessive-about-us-looking-at-other-girls-but

Nice try.