What kind of conversations do you have with yourself?

@SW-User the fuck am I? Chopped liver?

@basilfawlty89 You didn't even know my name, you fool!

@SW-User you never shared it with me! Don't make me burn the witch!

@basilfawlty89 I DID YOU JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT

@SW-User NO YOU DID NOT! YOU COULDN'T EVEN RECALL MY FIRST NAME! *prepares the pyre"

@basilfawlty89 ...but then you told me anyway U_U

@SW-User and you never told me until I asked who the Maria was and why she didn't remind me of a west side story!
Now let me tie you to this stake!

@basilfawlty89 tie me up, mommy

@SW-User yes, ma'am!