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Stop listening to internet alpha males.

To pick up chicks you don't need to do anything fancy, just approach, tell them to open wide, and toss a ball right into their mouth. Instant goal.

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calicuz · 56-60, M

Wow, I was taking you seriously until those last 10 words. 🤣

SinlessOnslaught · M

@calicuz So you took me seriously when I said to approach a woman and tell her to open wide?

calicuz · 56-60, M

@SinlessOnslaught

Ok, last 12 words. 🤣

You'll have better luck with me if it's a water gun filled with iced latte in my mouth.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@KentuckyFriedFloozy I promise not to put anything weird in it

SinlessOnslaught · M

@KentuckyFriedFloozy That would be the destination, yes.

MaBalzEsHari · 36-40, M

You don't get laid much, do you?

SinlessOnslaught · M

@MaBalzEsHari Joke's on you I'm a virgin

MaBalzEsHari · 36-40, M

@SinlessOnslaught Wow............not much of a joke, huh? Bummer maybe.........joke......no.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@MaBalzEsHari You're right I will just delete my account now

*mumbling while I write* "...toss a ball right ...into their .....mouth." Got it.

Oh almost forgot.
"Instant.....goal..."

SinlessOnslaught · M

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calicuz · 56-60, M

@MoveAlong

Stop paying for it, it has to be free somewhere. Keep looking. 🫵🏼

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SinlessOnslaught · M

@SinlessOnslaught *trump entered the chat*

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