Skateboarders, having floppy hair and ripped jeans does not help you be a better skateboarder.

This is because of aerodynamics. Look it up. You all look ridiculous. Why don't you do something productive with your life?

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turningthekeys · 31-35, F

but it does. The floppy hair help catch the wind in order to maintain momentum, and the ripped jeans help the said wind vent out after it's done its magic of pushing you forward.

NativePortlander1970

@turningthekeys Are you a Betty?

NativePortlander1970

@turningthekeys LOL Sorry, just showed my age 🙄