What do you do when somebody gives you the finger while you're driving?

Drive on their finger

I wave ,thats a whole flock of them
and my happiness makes them madder ,
I am laughing ,they are ticked off
I'm not letting their ignorance ruin my day
but there was I time ,I might have put them in the ditch
People really should be happy I love God now
my imaginary friend has probably saved some of their lives
I was trying to get someone to kill me
a man with no purpose and nothing to live for is not someone to toy with
especially when He's a Vet
but now I wave ,no need both of us being upset

I used to return it but I've slightly matured since then and plus i dont' want to get potentially shot at for flipping someone the bird. Now I just wave and smile. Same for when someone rides on my bumper and finally goes around, I wave and smile.

Last time i had my friend on the passenger seat,a guy started screaming at us saying "pull over you piece of shit,i will fukin cap you" and stuff..until my friend pulled out his police badge with a smile 😂

Absolutely nothing...I won't give them the satisfaction of a reaction.

you mean the "flippers?" heh

I ignore it. They look like total dorks when they do that.

Put them in the boot and drop them off a long way away.

Smile and wave

Never happened yet, but I would do nothing

If they have the window rolled down, maybe i'll toss some trash into it.

Give it back, and laugh

I return the favor

Ignore it

Wave back.

Smile

I remind them I already have two of my own