Can you do the splits ?

On accident, yes.

🙄 I had a gif for this but it's not working ugh.

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I can barely sit down without grunting.

Actually
Yes i can, believe it or not

my g/f and my daughter can

Yess.

Best done nude so as not to rip whatever you might be wearing.

i used to be able to. i wish i could still.

Yes, as long as Medivac is standing by

Used to when I was a teen.. And a backbend too

Almost but I'm still not flexible enough!

Not without severe tissue damage

Yep :) I actually am quite flexible

lol.. Not anymore.

I used to be able to

not more than once.

Used to ...not anymore

never could

of course not

No

I once could. I don't think I can anymore.