What would you like to be banned? Make it humorous..

OH god..... I have those .....somewhere.....

@pennynoodles: BURN THEM THEY'RE SATAN'S WORK!!!

@dreamingofoz: Wow, I had no idea. I did wonder who had been encouraging the steak knives to misbehave.

@pennynoodles: They whisper horrible things to them at night. "Yes, yes, lose your edge, make them suffer!!!"

@dreamingofoz: Bloody hell......what have they been saying to the spatula?

@pennynoodles: Let the eggs harden on you! You'll be impossible to clean!!!

@dreamingofoz: LOLOL, thought they'd tell him to beat it.

@pennynoodles: Well the yolks on him!