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SW-User
Long menus in Costas or Starbucks. I just want a coffee for God's sake...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
And a muffin!
VioletRayne · 31-35, F
You don't like a 3 million flavors😕☺️
SW-User
...oh all right then.
SW-User
Unfortunately, I am of an age when you could just go into a coffee bar and order.... a coffee. Now, their menus would put a 5-star restaurant to shame. God knows what a frappamachiato is. And then it's do you want tall or grande or bucket size. Grande? Come on....! Then you get asked if you want whipped cream? Hedgehog syrup? Cinnamon sprinkles? Jeez, I just want a coffee!!! (And maybe a blueberry muffin...)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Curiosity: I keep it simple. A mug of tea and a muffin for me.
VioletRayne · 31-35, F
@Curiosity:[c=#4C0073]lol frappe macchiato is blended iced macchiato. I myself am partial to the esspresso frappuchino with whipped cream and caramel drizzle. Venti of course. Lol grande is actually a small. As you can see I'm fluent in cafe' 😆[/c]
SW-User
You're scaring me now!@VioletRayne:
VioletRayne · 31-35, F
@Curiosity: 😂😂😂🤗 it's. going to be alright. I shall teach you the ways of coffee ☕️
SW-User
Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!😬
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Curiosity: Mug of tea for me. Simples.
SW-User
Is that Darjeeling, Earl Grey, Lapsang Suchong or English Breakfast? (Runs and hides...)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Curiosity: Blimey, you're a bit poshty aren't you? Builder's bum tea for me :O)
SW-User
Oh, I've flirted with the exotic in my time but, yeah, Yorkshire tea, nice and strong, and go steady on the milk!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Curiosity: I like the one made from chimps' bits. ...and not much milk for me, either 😜
SW-User
PG Tips, ah but is that with round, square or pyramid tea bags?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Curiosity: The shape is not important to me. I couldn't be sure what shape I have at the moment. At a guess I would say pyramids.
SW-User
Got you thinking though! Bugger it, I'm putting the kettle on!@pennynoodles:
SW-User
@VioletRayne: God I hate how Starbucks does that, whyyyyy???
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Curiosity: I'm having cornflakes. Then bed. Thanks for the great Costa Conversation :O)))
SW-User
Cheers. Great fun😀