What’s the wisest thing you have ever heard someone say?

When ever I hear start a statement with, "Ya know, I once heard dorkgerdo say, ... then I know it's going to be amazing and wonderful and wise".

never let anyone tell you that farting is bad, they can't fart for you and if you don't fart you'll end up like elvis.

It doesn't matter if its half empty or half full but how much does it weigh

Sadie, you're the voice of reason. That person knew how to brown nose.

"A person will only rise to the level of the bar you set"...

Take care.

Shut up