When is the last time you pulled the keys off your keyboard and cleaned it?

Yes, I'm looking at you, you disgusting pig, sitting there in front of your grease caked internet terminal. Clean your keyboard once a year.

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User41 · 36-40, M

I sat on my iPad.

How do I fix it?

RemovedUsername1042818 · 22-25, M

@User41 Take it to a repair service. You will overpay, and that's tough shit. If you're dumb enough to sit on a tablet then you won't be able repair it.

User41 · 36-40, M

So best answer is probably out of the question....

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RemovedUsername1042818 · 22-25, M

@User41 Yes. You don't get BA for breaking $500 with your fat clumsy ass.

User41 · 36-40, M

It’s actually very toned

I do squats

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RemovedUsername1042818 · 22-25, M

@User41 Sounds like an expensive hobby. How many iPads a year is that?

User41 · 36-40, M

Lol.

Like 2.

If that upsets you, wait till you hear about the amount of blue tooth earbuds I accidentally put through the wash after doing squats at the gym.

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RemovedUsername1042818 · 22-25, M

@User41 Is this what it's like to be retarded?

User41 · 36-40, M

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Well...

You go through a lot of blue tooth headphones