Well crack me up fool.

That’s all I do, son.

Mrs T... 💞

You want me to use a bat or a crowbar 🤔

Start with the knee, the fibula 🦴 or the sternum?

You okay?

Yes Ma'am lol

Get in the van! 😜

How about I ruin your life instead?

Try this. I have a confession.

Remember when I told you that you read my mind? I was only pretending as a way to make you think you had power over me so that I could get sex from you.

I know it's been a long time that I kept that secret but I just can't carry it anymore.

Have a nice day.

💁‍♂️ not enough crack, fool