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*looks under my bed*

*searches my closet*
*checks under the bathroom counter*
*dives into the food pantry*

WHERE DID I PUT MY GIRLFRIEND?!?!
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sarabee1995 · 26-30, FVIP
Lol, I'm sure she's around somewhere!
sarabee1995 · 26-30, FVIP
@XReaganX Hahaha, I'm sure you will!

*steps aside nervously*
XReaganX · 26-30, F
sarabee1995 · 26-30, FVIP
@XReaganX The Glock is nice, but here's my preference...
https://similarworlds.com/144756-I-Believe-In-The-Right-To-Own-A-Gun/2324248-DISCLAIMER-This-story-presents-a-politically-hot
SW-User
Under your pillow
SW-User
@XReaganX maybe she's staying warm somewhere
XReaganX · 26-30, F
@SW-User Ah! OF COURSE! She's obviously not in Canada anymore lolol
SW-User
@XReaganX 🤭
ltachi · 22-25, M
Oh no, this is not good
XReaganX · 26-30, F
@ltachi I hate misplacing my people! Still haven't found my brother and it's not like I can get a replacement...unless I'm in Ukraine but that's a different story!!!
ltachi · 22-25, M
😂 damn, you’re hilarious @XReaganX
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
Is she inflatable??? You’re looking in weird places.
XReaganX · 26-30, F
@JoeyFoxx as slim as she is, SHE COULD BE! 😝
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
Did she slide between the couch cushions???

@XReaganX
wackidywack · 26-30
Did you check under the rug ?
XReaganX · 26-30, F
@wackidywack 😯 I'll be right back!
SW-User
You must have dropped her in between the couch cushions.
XReaganX · 26-30, F
@SW-User oh sh*t. *dives in there finding nothing but $50,000* Dammit, Idk what I'm gonna do now!
SW-User
I have her hidden away 😏
XReaganX · 26-30, F
@SW-User Don't make me get my blaster. 😑
SW-User
@XReaganX i am not the droids you are looking for
XReaganX · 26-30, F
@SW-User You might be. You just might be. 😈
Emptiness · 26-30, F
*sneaks up behind you and hugs you* I’m right here

 
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