I missed my Comparative Politics Class but my professor emailed me saying I need to give him a doctor's note to be able to retake a quiz we had

If I don't do it, then I'll get a zero on the quiz and my grade will go from 94 to 82. So, now I've made a doctors appointment for tomorrow about a fake issue I don't actually have just so I can get a slip showing I was there...

I MISS ONE CLASS GOD DAMN 😭