On a scale of 1-10, how attractive do you feel you are?

@LyricalOne bish please! You are sexy and you know it!

@SW-User I look like Shrek.

@LyricalOne nuh uh!

@SW-User When I was little, I had to trick-or-treat by phone.

@LyricalOne you're so wrong lol. Now they do it online

@SW-User I went into a haunted house and they gave me a job application.

@LyricalOne whaaaat? Stahp. You're gonna make me pee!

@LyricalOne Oh my gosh 🤣

@SW-User I’m so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in my shower.

@LyricalOne Lyri..I find that hard to believe. No one is that butt ugly!🤗🤗🤗🤗

@SW-User My mom would drop me off at school and get a ticket for littering.

@LyricalOne why are you like this😂

@LyricalOne I'm doubtful though

@wackidywack When I walk into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

@LyricalOne Awww, come on 😅. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

@LyricalOne 😂😂😂😂 nooooooooooooooooooooo

@LyricalOne it can't be that bad !!!!!!😂😂

@LyricalOne that's just wrong. Right now, you just feel bad, over things that aren't your fault.

@SW-User @wackidywack The dog closes his eyes when he humps my leg.

@LyricalOne I'm crying

@LyricalOne that's because it feels good to the dog!🤣

@LyricalOne 🤦‍♀️😂

@SW-User Hello Kitty said goodbye to me.

@LyricalOne damn!

@SW-User My memory foam mattress wishes it had amnesia.