Is it hot in here or is it just you?

@Mordi I forking knew it!

I'm sorry but we only have spives here.


(Spoon knife)

🤔

@Mordi that's good enough to stab someone with. And I don't have to worry about going to hell since I'm already here 🤔

It took me two decades to learn the proper technique. They still have that spoon curve so you have to scoop stab. 🥺

@Mordi we can take the chunk of meat that spoons out as a trophy for our victories 🤔

6/4 dentists recommend it. 💪

@Mordi who are you and how come I haven't spoken to you before? You're evil and cool 🤔

Because I'm only evil and cool 18 minutes per day. 🥺

@Mordi 👀 a human sacrifice should fix that

I'll put it in my calendar.

@Mordi I'm free next Wednesday. What do you say?

I'll pencil you in for 6:66 AM. 🧙🏼‍♂️

@Mordi perfect. I'll bring the spikes