@Mildreadful Oh, I see. I remember Spongebob on another site about 6 or 7 years ago. He never said anything about the snail. Besides, I thought snails were usually called Brian.
None of the above. It's Gary Holton, the (now sadly deceased) lead singer with the Heavy Metal Kids. If you don't believe me, cop a load of this: [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45pUrKsmW7A]