KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Walk on my knees
John2019 · 41-45, M
@KingofPizza2 your feet would eventually touch the floor and how would your reach the table for coffee 😁
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@John2019 My couch is low enough that I can climb up just on my knees. I can also train the dogs to get my coffee for me! :P
John2019 · 41-45, M
They would make shit coffee, dogs aren't sophisticated enough to get it right 😣

SW-User
lol
I'd crawl
I'd crawl

SW-User
or ride a pig
John2019 · 41-45, M
@SW-User 😁
goagainsttheflow · 31-35, F
I'd ride my mammoth everywhere!
FCNantes · 22-25, M
I'd wear socks & not give a fuck.