nobody is invited
I made it clear

First they'll talk about the weather and everything, then they'd look at my coffin and be like "Then there was this asshole..." 😂

If I die soon it might sound something like this...Although,she let few people really know her,she was loved by all that did.She leaves behind a loving Husband,6 wonderful children and 6 grandchildren.She will be dearly missed by many.

No eulogy needed. My life and lifestyle has spoken more clearly than anyone else could.

It's funny, I was just thinking about that when I attended a funeral last week. I would hope they would say that I was a kind, loving, loyal, hard-working person who had a great sense of humor and a warm smile that always lit up the room.

She lived alone, she isolated herself. She survived on very little, she made friends with very few. She died with no-one close.

The urn contains his ashes. This is an open bar. Drinks are on him. The bartender will take your orders now. Please tip.

I have requested no funeral service of any kind. I will not have my death serve as a family reunion. Have a picnic like normal families. 😁👍

Oldest daughter, does mean I cannot use your credit card anymore

hey! who was that guy ? hahaha

I don't want a funeral

TRUMpUs was KinG of Kings LIKEs TITinKamen of EgyptZ

At least he isn't full of shit anymore.........it all came out when he passed.