What kind of awesome things are they going to say about you

First they'll talk about the weather and everything, then they'd look at my coffin and be like "Then there was this asshole..." 😂

If I die soon it might sound something like this...Although,she let few people really know her,she was loved by all that did.She leaves behind a loving Husband,6 wonderful children and 6 grandchildren.She will be dearly missed by many.

nobody is invited
I made it clear

No eulogy needed. My life and lifestyle has spoken more clearly than anyone else could.

It's funny, I was just thinking about that when I attended a funeral last week. I would hope they would say that I was a kind, loving, loyal, hard-working person who had a great sense of humor and a warm smile that always lit up the room.

She lived alone, she isolated herself. She survived on very little, she made friends with very few. She died with no-one close.

The urn contains his ashes. This is an open bar. Drinks are on him. The bartender will take your orders now. Please tip.

I have requested no funeral service of any kind. I will not have my death serve as a family reunion. Have a picnic like normal families. 😁👍

Oldest daughter, does mean I cannot use your credit card anymore

hey! who was that guy ? hahaha

I don't want a funeral

TRUMpUs was KinG of Kings LIKEs TITinKamen of EgyptZ

At least he isn't full of shit anymore.........it all came out when he passed.