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SW-User
dead
HuckleberryFriend · 26-30, F
HuckleberryFriend · 26-30, F
@SW-User how do you want me to revive you?
SW-User
hook up the positive and negative jumper cables to a high voltage battery and clamp the other ends onto my nipples.
HuckleberryFriend · 26-30, F
@SW-User mouth to mouth resuscitation?
SW-User
just close my mouth and push air in there with a turkey baster
HuckleberryFriend · 26-30, F