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beermeplease · M
i once had one of those electric scooters. i was walking it out of a store when some guy asked me where i got it. at first i thought he was mentally ill so i was polite and told him i bought it online. he then asked me if i had the receipt. that was when i realized he was high af. he weighed about 110 lbs ...i just went "pfft...go away" then he wouldn't let me pass. i then laid the scooter on the ground, took my "stance" and said "look pal, you got about 2 seconds to get the hell out of here before i clock you one" the expression on his face knew i meant business and stepped aside. i was shocked he was even tempted to rob me.