No but I've wondered about the details of the procedure.

I haven't, but I've thought about it, since it's very unlikely I will ever have kids.

Once. The lab said it glowed under a blacklight and now I’m banned.

Only to my wife and tissues.

Uh… nope

No. I donate buffalo wings

Just that one time, 36-40 years ago.

No but it’s got around all the same.

Only non-professionally.

No because I have eggs

No