What I did to stop aging.

I got pint jar and like an amount of 13 small thick paper pieces and one had a pen mark on it and lead on it, I shook the jar up with them till I lost where they were at not looking and then i put a piece of one of them in my mouth and chewed on it and didn't get any bad stuff in my system, no lead on the first try for the first try for the first time this prob important way. I did this one week ago. I am 27 yrs old.