Herlittlebrother · 26-30, M
I know a girl who sarcastically always worries about her rapture outfit.
I’m so glad somebody said this because same, I’m not Gods strongest soldier I’ll just die fr
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Sounds like postpartum depression.
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MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User Tbh... I'm not sure. We stopped talking for a reason.

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@MarkPaul oh

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@MarkPaul that’s fair

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So true. Yeah, I'm sure those cans of beans in my basement will be the difference between me surviving a nuclear winter and not. 🤭
It's one thing to be prepared for an earthquake or a flood, but I'm not worrying about an apocalypse.
It's one thing to be prepared for an earthquake or a flood, but I'm not worrying about an apocalypse.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Because we like to plan!
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Bladey · M
I don't care about the end of days. If I die it will be the end of my days and so it will be to anyone else that dies.
Ynotisay · M
Because a lot of people are uncontrollably drawn to fear. And to get there they make shit up.
Nevertooold · 56-60, M
I couldn't agree more....If WWIII breaks out all you have to do is this....Spread your legs....bend over.....tuck your head firmly between your legs and kiss your sweet ass good bye!!!!

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Wouldn't you want to get married before you took your last breath?

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@SW-User what

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Well at least you're able to laugh about it I guess!
Renaci · 36-40
A built in compulsion tbh. Many humans want to survive at any cost. Even it that means this:


uncalled4 · 56-60, M
I'm concerned about my car's extended warranty.
SomeMichGuy · M
@uncalled4 Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy--YOU CAN BUY A PRIVATE EXTENSION TO YIUR WARRANTY AND SAVE THOUSANDS ON REPAIRS! 😉🤣🤣🤣
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
@SomeMichGuy And they were sore afraid.
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