Sounds like postpartum depression.

So true. Yeah, I'm sure those cans of beans in my basement will be the difference between me surviving a nuclear winter and not. 🤭

It's one thing to be prepared for an earthquake or a flood, but I'm not worrying about an apocalypse.

Because we like to plan!

Well at least you're able to laugh about it I guess!

I know a girl who sarcastically always worries about her rapture outfit.

I don't care about the end of days. If I die it will be the end of my days and so it will be to anyone else that dies.

Wouldn't you want to get married before you took your last breath?

A built in compulsion tbh. Many humans want to survive at any cost. Even it that means this:

Because a lot of people are uncontrollably drawn to fear. And to get there they make shit up.

I'm concerned about my car's extended warranty.

I couldn't agree more....If WWIII breaks out all you have to do is this....Spread your legs....bend over.....tuck your head firmly between your legs and kiss your sweet ass good bye!!!!