To dumb it down

I just figured out a simple way to explain capitalism/society.

I had a leftover hashbrown and I sat down with it and my dog was ALL over me, so I said, "not yours!"

Then I realized....it could be his though, for the right price....

If my dog gave me 2 dollars, this hashbrown would be his.

That's why money always wins.

And why getting money is (seemingly) so important.

The smart thing is to be the hashbrown manufacturer...