Moan of the day

Often in UK buses there is a sign near the entrance that says:- "Please remain seated until the bus stops". I presume to avoid anyone going ar*e over t*t if they should arise prior to the bus stopping.

My moan is that more often than not as I struggle along the aisle hands full of shopping bags after boarding, the driver pulls away!

At which point a pious little Pure Land Buddhist ceases saying "thank you, thank you" and instead mutters.... "C*nt"!