How long was Willie’s Willy? This long…

My Indian name?
Spread Eagle.

he dropped a log this long on the oval office carpet

What do you mean what dressing do I want with that salad?

She opened her mouth!!

2 stugges working for Obama's boss or bosses

I have summoned a short yellow bus for joe to make his final journey to the old folks home. The passage of time is so unique because it is the passage of time.

My diaper is squishy

Dumb and Dumber, Episode II

Shemp and Larry looking for their Moe

Joe: “ I can relate…word salad!”

WTF did she just say ?

Kamalatoe is the next kilary except she hasnt killed fiden yet

Harris:"The presidential log was this big ffs.."
Biden: "It wasn't that big of a deal ffs"

Proof that even educated brainless people can get high paying gov't jobs.

'Who farted?'.

"There I was in the Congo..."

Wait! We are in the Congo? Corn Pops is a bad dude!

Sh!T!

Jill told Joe, no ice cream until The Kackler finishes her word salad. 😂😂😂😂