To join the chicken run

So it could feel the thrill of jaywalking.

To lay it on the line.

Q: How does a punk rocker cross the road?
A: He staples a chicken to his face.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station.

To see how the other half live

To tell the other chickens not to use the road .. so it put a cross mark ..

coz of the cigarette smoke - they were going to the non-smoking section

Uhh because they were clucking tired of the side they were on?

to prove to the opposum that it could be done

then why do they sell smoked chicken ?

Q, Why the chicken lay the egg in the middle of the road?

A, Wanted to lay it on the line!

To escape Colonel Sanders.

Girlfriend was over there.

to show the oppossum it could be done

to get a cigarette?

Lol

To get away from the smoker

Don't

Is vaping around Chickens abuse?

Because it was stapled to the face of of a grunge goth

Q. Why do chickens not wear underwear?



A. Because they're peckers is on their face! lol

You are right about the chicken abuse. As far as crossing the road, a couple different reasons.

A) chicken was looking for a crack score

B) chicken was looking for a hook up and she loves breasts!

She saw a big cock on the other side.

Chicken abuse is the worst form of abuse

To die.