I Believe Smoking Around Chickens Is Chicken Abuse

Q: How does a punk rocker cross the road?
A: He staples a chicken to his face.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station.

She saw a big cock on the other side.

To see how the other half live

You are right about the chicken abuse. As far as crossing the road, a couple different reasons.

A) chicken was looking for a crack score

B) chicken was looking for a hook up and she loves breasts!

Q. Why do chickens not wear underwear?



A. Because they're peckers is on their face! lol

Q, Why the chicken lay the egg in the middle of the road?

A, Wanted to lay it on the line!

Uhh because they were clucking tired of the side they were on?

to prove to the opposum that it could be done

To get away from the smoker

Girlfriend was over there.

To escape Colonel Sanders.

to get a cigarette?

Missed u sexy xxxx

Lol

Don't 🚭

Chicken abuse is the worst form of abuse

To tell the other chickens not to use the road .. so it put a cross mark ..

So it could feel the thrill of jaywalking.

To lay it on the line. 😜

coz of the cigarette smoke - they were going to the non-smoking section

Because it was stapled to the face of of a grunge goth

then why do they sell smoked chicken ?

Is vaping around Chickens abuse?

to show the oppossum it could be done

To die.