I Believe Smoking Around Chickens Is Chicken Abuse

The chicken cross the road to show the possum that it could be done!

What do you call a cow caught in a earthquake?

A milkshake

Why did the chicken lay the egg in the middle of the road?

Wanted to lay it on the line!

Not if you're smoking the chicken

Q: How does a punk rocker cross the road?
A: He staples a chicken to his face.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station.

To see how the other half live

So it could feel the thrill of jaywalking.

To get to the other side.

To lay it on the line. 😜

To tell the other chickens not to use the road .. so it put a cross mark ..

You are right about the chicken abuse. As far as crossing the road, a couple different reasons.

A) chicken was looking for a crack score

B) chicken was looking for a hook up and she loves breasts!

Did the chicken cross the road to go to the bbq? No one said the chicken went on its own decision. No one said the chicken was alive when it crossed the road.

Q. Why do chickens not wear underwear?



A. Because they're peckers is on their face! lol

Uhh because they were clucking tired of the side they were on?

coz of the cigarette smoke - they were going to the non-smoking section

Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him xD

to prove to the opposum that it could be done

Girlfriend was over there.

To get away from the smoker

then why do they sell smoked chicken ?

To escape Colonel Sanders.

Missed u sexy xxxx

to get a cigarette?

To join the chicken run

to show the oppossum it could be done

Lol

Don't 🚭

Is vaping around Chickens abuse?

Because it was stapled to the face of of a grunge goth

Chicken abuse is the worst form of abuse

To die.