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I Believe Smoking Around Chickens Is Chicken Abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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therighttothink50 · 56-60, M
To get to the other side.
dale74 · M
Did the chicken cross the road to go to the bbq? No one said the chicken went on its own decision. No one said the chicken was alive when it crossed the road.
fionawill · F
To join the chicken run
AceWarbringer · 41-45, M
So it could feel the thrill of jaywalking.
texasmentor54 · 70-79, M
To lay it on the line. 😜
@texasmentor54 In that case, she would have crossed the road only half way.
Q: How does a punk rocker cross the road?
A: He staples a chicken to his face.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station.
fionawill · F
To see how the other half live
in10RjFox · M
To tell the other chickens not to use the road .. so it put a cross mark ..
coz of the cigarette smoke - they were going to the non-smoking section
Cosquinfeather22 · 18-21, F
Uhh because they were clucking tired of the side they were on?
Pretzel · 70-79, M
to prove to the opposum that it could be done
in10RjFox · M
then why do they sell smoked chicken ?
coolnudist · 70-79, M
Q, Why the chicken lay the egg in the middle of the road?

A, Wanted to lay it on the line!
StrictSouthernHOH · 46-50, M
To escape Colonel Sanders.
jackson55 · M
Girlfriend was over there.
Pretzel · 70-79, M
to show the oppossum it could be done
Dshhh · M
to get a cigarette?
To get away from the smoker
Alexsw · 70-79, M
Don't 🚭
T8312 · 26-30, M
Is vaping around Chickens abuse?
Dshhh · M
Because it was stapled to the face of of a grunge goth
coolnudist · 70-79, M
Q. Why do chickens not wear underwear?



A. Because they're peckers is on their face! lol
Ali788 · 51-55, M
Missed u sexy xxxx
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gdon39 · 46-50, M
You are right about the chicken abuse. As far as crossing the road, a couple different reasons.

A) chicken was looking for a crack score

B) chicken was looking for a hook up and she loves breasts!
TakenDown232 · 46-50, M
She saw a big cock on the other side.
Dshhh · M
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
Chicken abuse is the worst form of abuse

 
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